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Gaming Legend
other youths: disaffected
me: disinfected
cleancore wins again


it is I: Corporate Meme Man. i’m down with the kids, the memes, and the social media. hey teens, isn’t it #awkward when your parents walk in on you looking up big sexy hentai girls on your new iphone 5c purchased on Amazon for $499.00?

(via lesbiennedelalune)

baby: a- a- a-
parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
baby: a- aaa- al-
parents: apple?? air??
baby: a- al- al-
baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?